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The following new definitions were added to the Oxford English Dictionary in 2018:

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GOING FOR A McSHIT – Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you’re just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you’ll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.

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AEROPLANE BLONDE – One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a ‘black box’.

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AUSSIE KISS – Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

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BEER COAT – The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am in the morning.

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BEER COMPASS – The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you’re too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you’ve come from.

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BOBFOC – Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

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BREAKING THE SEAL – Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

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GREYHOUND – A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

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JOHNNY-NO-STARS – A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The ‘no-stars’ comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.

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MILLENNIUM DOMES – The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there’s actually nought in there worth seeing.

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MONKEY BATH – A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: “Oo!Oo! Ho! Aa! Aa! Aa!”.

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MYSTERY BUS – The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you’re in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

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MYSTERY TAXI – The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

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SALAD DODGER – An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

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SWAMP-DONKEY – A deeply unattractive woman

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New words for 2017 Work-place vocabulary:

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TESTICULATING – Waving your arms around and talking b*llocks.

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BLAMESTORMING – Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

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SEAGULL MANAGER – A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

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ASSMOSIS – The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

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SALMON DAY – The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

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CUBE FARM – An office filled with cubicles.

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PRAIRIE DOGGING – When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people’s heads pop up over the walls to see that’s going on. (This also applies to applause from a promotion because there may be cake.)

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MOUSE POTATO – The on-line, wired generation’s answer to the couch potato.

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SITCOMs – Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a “home business”.

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STRESS PUPPY – A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

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PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE – The fine art of whacking the cr*p out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

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ADMINISPHERE – The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the “adminisphere” are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded “administrivia” needless paperwork and processes.

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404 – Someone who’s clueless. From the World Wide Web error message “404 Not Found,” meaning that the requested document could not be located.

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OHNOSECOND – That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you’ve just made a BIG mistake (e. g. you’ve hit ‘reply all’)

An Anagram, as you know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever:

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Dormitory	Dirty Room
Evangelist	Evil’s Agent
Desperation	A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code	Here Come Dots
Slot Machines	Cash Lost in ’em
Animosity	Is No Amity
Mother-in-law	Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms	Alas! No More Z’s
Alec Guinness	Genuine Class
Semolina	Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries	Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point	I’m a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes	That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two	Twelve plus one
Contradiction	Accord not in it

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This one’s truly amazing:

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To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.”

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And the Anagram:

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“In one of the Bard’s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.”

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And for the grand finale:

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“That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.” — Neil Armstrong

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The Anagram:

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“Thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!”

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Eye have a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

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Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write.
It shows me strait a weigh.

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As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
and eye can put the error rite.
Its rare lea ever wrong.

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Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

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Sauce unknown

Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

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Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

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Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

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Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

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Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

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Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

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Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

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Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

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Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

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Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

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Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

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Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

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Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

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Pokemon (n), a Jamaican proctologist.

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Frisbeetarianism (n), the belief that when you die your Soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

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Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

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Let’s face it–English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple…

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English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.

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We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

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And why is it that writers write, but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce, and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose?

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If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

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In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital? Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?

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How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

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When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm clock goes off by going on.

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When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it?

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Now I know why I flunked my English. it’s not my fault but the silly language doesn’t quite know whether it’s coming or going.

Here are some signs and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world.

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In a Tokyo Hotel:

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Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis.

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In a Bucharest hotel lobby:

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The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

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In a Leipzig elevator:

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Do not enter lift backwards, and only when lit up.

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In a Belgrade hotel elevator:

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To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

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In a Paris hotel elevator:

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Please leave your values at the front desk.

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In a hotel in Athens:

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Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

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In a Yugoslavian hotel:

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The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

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In a Japanese hotel:

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You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

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In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from Russian Orthodox monastery:

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You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

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In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:

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Not to perambulate the corridors during the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

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On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:

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Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

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On the menu of a Polish hotel:

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Salad a firm’s own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people’s fashion.

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Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:

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Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

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In a Bangkok dry cleaners:

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Drop your trousers here for best results.

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Outside a Paris dress shop:

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Dresses for street walking.

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In a Rhodes tailor shop:

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Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

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From the Soviet Weekly:

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There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 150,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.

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A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest:

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It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.

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In a Zurich hotel:

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Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

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In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:

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Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

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In a Rome laundry:

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Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

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In a Czech tourist agency:

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Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.

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Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:

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Would you like to ride on your own ass?

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In a Swiss mountain inn:

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Special today — no ice cream.

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In a Bangkok temple:

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It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

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In a Tokyo bar:

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Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

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In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:

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We take your bags and send them in all directions.

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On the door of a Moscow hotel room:

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If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

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In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:

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Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

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In a Budapest zoo:

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Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

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In the office of a Roman doctor:

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Specialist in women and other diseases.

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In an Acapulco hotel:

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The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

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In a Tokyo shop:

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Our nylons cost more than common, but you’ll find they are best in the long run.

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From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:

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Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

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From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:

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When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

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Two signs from a Mojorcan shop entrance:

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English well speaking
Here speeching American.

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