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The European Union commissioners have announced that, following Brexit, agreement has been reached to keep English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

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As part of the negotiations, His Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

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In the first year, “s” will be used instead of the soft “c”.

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Sivil servants will sertainly resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard “c” will be replaced with “k”. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but keyboards kan have one less letter.

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced by “f”. This will make words like “fotograf” 20 per sent shorter.

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In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

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Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

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Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent “e”s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

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By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” by z” and “w” by v.

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During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou”, and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

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After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

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Ze drem vil finali kum tru!

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Women’s English

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Yes = No

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No = Yes

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Maybe = No

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I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.

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We need = I want

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It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

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Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later.

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We need to talk = I need to complain

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Sure… go ahead = I don’t want you to.

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I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!

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You’re … so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

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You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

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Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.

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This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

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I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper…..

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Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

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I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

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Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.

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How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like.

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I’ll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

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Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful.

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You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

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Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you’re dead.]

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Was that the baby?= Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

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I’m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

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The same old thing = Nothing

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Nothing = Everything

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Everything = My PMS is acting up

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Nothing, really = It’s just that you’re such an asshole

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Men’s English

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“I’m hungry.” = I’m hungry.

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“I’m sleepy.” = I’m sleepy.

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“I’m tired.” = I’m tired.

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“Do you want to go to a movie?” = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.

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“Can I take you out to dinner?” = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.

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“Can I call you sometime?” = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.

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“May I have this dance?” = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.

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“Nice dress!” = Nice cleavage!

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“You look tense, let me give you a massage.” = I want to fondle you.

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“What’s wrong?” = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

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“What’s wrong?” = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

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“I’m bored.” = Do you want to have sex?

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“I love you.” = Let’s have sex now.

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“I love you, too.” = Okay, I said it…we’d better have sex now!

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“Yes, I like the way you cut your hair.” = I liked it better before.

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“Yes, I like the way you cut your hair.” = $50 and it doesn’t look that much different!

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“Let’s talk.” = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me.

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“Will you marry me?” = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

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(while shopping) “I like that one better.” = Pick any freakin’ dress and let’s go home!

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In the old country (England)the following signs were posted.

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Sign in a London department store:

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BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

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In an office:

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WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

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Outside a farm:

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HORSE MANURE 50p PER PRE-PACKED BAG 20p DO-IT-YOURSELF

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In an office:

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AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

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On a church door:

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THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN. ENTER YE ALL BY THIS DOOR. (THIS DOOR IS KEPT LOCKED BECAUSE OF THE DRAFT. PLEASE USE SIDE DOOR.)

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English sign in a German cafe:

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MOTHERS, PLEASE WASH YOUR HANS BEFORE EATING

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Outside a secondhand shop:

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WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

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Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales:

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THE TOWN HALL IS CLOSED UNTIL OPENING. IT WILL REMAIN CLOSED AFTER BEING OPENED. OPEN TOMORROW.

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Outside a photographer’s studio:

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OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

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Seen at the side of a Sussex road:

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SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.

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Outside a disco:

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SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME

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Sign warning of quicksand:

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QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.

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Notice sent to residents of a Wiltshire parish:

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DUE TO INCREASING PROBLEMS WITH LETTER LOUTS AND VANDALS, WE MUST ASK ANYONE WITH RELATIVES BURIED IN THE GRAVEYARD TO DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP THEM IN ORDER.

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Notice in a dry cleaner’s window:

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ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF.

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Sign on motorway garage:

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PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.

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Notice in health food shop window:

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CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

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Spotted in a safari park:

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ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

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Seen during a conference:

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FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

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Notice in a field:

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THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

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Message on a leaflet:

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IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

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Sign on a repair shop door:

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WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – BELL DOESN’T WORK)

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Sign at Norfolk farm gate:

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BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT

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Spotted in a toilet in a London office block:

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TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

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ASSA COMMONS – Our Parliament Building.
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ART ATTACK – Extremely perturbed, as in “Don’t tell Sharon, She’ll have an art attack.”
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ARST – Past tense of ask. “Jordan, I must’ve arst ya free fazzund times to clear up yer room.”
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BANNSA – A person employed to deny access or eject troublemakers at a club. “Dave’s got izself a job as a bannsa.”
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BANTY – A chocolate and coconut snack bar.
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BAVE – To wash oneself.
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BOAF – The two. “Oi Dave, ooja fancy most, Sharon or Tracy?” “Boaf” is the reply.
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BRANSATCH – Motor racing circuit in Kent.
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CANCEL – Administrative body of a town. “Darren, wive ad annuvva letter from the cancel.”
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CANTAFIT – Fake, as in money.
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CHOONA – An edible fish purchased in a tin and usually prepared with mayonnaise.
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CORT A PANDA – A big hamburger (smaller than an arf panda)
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DAN TO URF – Sensible, practical.
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DANNING STREET – Where the Prime Minister lives.
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DANSTEZ – On the ground floor , where the biggest telly is.
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DREKKUN – Do you consider? as in “Which dog drekkun’ll win the next race?”
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EFTY – Considerable. “Ere, Trace, this credit card bill’s a bit efty.”
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EJOG – A small, spiky animal (hedgehog).
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ERZ – Belonging to her.
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EVVY – A big geezer who protects a smaller and more intelligent geezer, usually for money. “My name’s Frank and this is my evvy, Knuckles.”
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EYEBROW – Cultured, intellectual.
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FANTIN – A jet of water for drinking or ornament.
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FARVA – A posh way of saying Dad.
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FATCHA – Margaret, British Prime Minister 1979 – 1990.
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FINGY – A person or object whose name doesn’t come to mind. “I ad it off wiv fingy last night.”
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FONG – Skimpy undergarment.
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FOR CRYIN AT LAAD – Mild expletive showing annoyance or surprise. E.G. “For cryin at lad, Britney, if I say Yes will you give it a rest?”
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GAWON – Go on. “Gawon Darren, eat ya granny’s cabbage, it’ll do yer good.”
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GIVE IT LARGE – To be thorough or enthusiastic.
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GRAND – A football stadium. “It all wennoff atside the pub near the grand.”
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HAITCH – Letter of the alphabet between G and I.
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IBEEFA – The Spanish holiday island.
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IFFY – Dubious. “Ere, Trace, I fink this bread pudding you made last munf’s a bit iffy.”
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INT – Indirect suggestion. ” I gave Darren a sort of int that it was time to wash iz feet.”
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IPS – An unknown area of a woman’s body to which chocolate travels. “That Mars Bar will go straight to me ips.”
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JA – Do you, did you. “Ja like me new airdo, Sharon.”
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JACKS – Five Pound note. “Lend us a jacks, wilya?”
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JAFTA – Is it really necessary? “Oi mate, jafta keep doing that?”
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KAF – Eating house open during the day.
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KAFFY – A girl’s name.
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LAD – Noisy. “Jordan, turn that music dan, it’s too lad.”
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LARJ – Enjoying oneself.
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LEVVA – Material made from the skin of an animal.
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LOTREE – Costs £1 for a ticket.
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MA BLARCH – An arch near Hyde Park.
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MAFFS – The study of numbers.
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MANOR – Local area.
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MINGER – An unattractive person (usually woman).
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NARRA – Lacking breadth, with little margin. “Mum wannid to come rand but changed er mind. That was a narra escape.”
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NARTAMEAN – Do you know what I mean? (sometimes used as janartamean).
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NEEVA – Not one nor the other.
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NES – National Elf Service.
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OAF – A solemn declaration of truth or committment.
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OLLADAY – Time taken away from home for rest and adventure.
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ONNIST – Fair and just, without a lie. “I never did it, onnist.”
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OPPIT – Go away , as in “Oi you, oppit.”
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PADDA PUFF – Soft, lacking aggression. “They’re alright up front but they got a padda puff defence.”
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PACIFIC – Specific.
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PAFFUL – Having much power or strength.
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PAIPA – Sun, Mirror etc.
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PANS AN ANNSIS – Imperial weight system.
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PLAMMANS – A pub lunch usually made up of cheese and bread.
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QUALIDEE – Good, as in “West ‘Am’s new striker’s qualidee.”
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RAND – A number of drinks purchased for a group.
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RANDEER – Locally. “There ain’t much call for it randeer.”
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REBAND – Period of recovery after rejection by a lover. “I couldn’t ‘elp it. I was on the reband from Craig.”
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ROOFLESS – Without compassion.
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SAFF – A direction of the compass, opposite north.
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SAFFEND – An Essex seaside town.
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SAWTED – Done, arranged, resolved.
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SEEVIN – Very angry. “I woz seevin when I urd wot ‘e sed.”
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TALENT – Attractive members of the opposite sex. “Dave’s gan dan tan to eye up the talent.”
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TAN ASS – A modern terraced house.
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TOP EVVY – A woman of plentiful bosom. “Ere look at that, Darren, she’s well top evvy.”
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UG – An unattractive person. “Sharon’s new geezer’s a bit of an ug.”
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UMP – Upset, as in Got the Ump.
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VACHER – A document which can be exchanged for goods or services. “I got a vacher to get in cheap at Forp Park.”
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WANNED UP – Tense. “I’m all wanned up at the moment.”
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WAWAZUT? – I beg your pardon.
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WENNOFF – A fight commenced as in “It all wennoff”.
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YAFTA – You must : “Even if yer guilty, yafta av mitigating circumstances.”
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YOOF OSTALL – A place where holidaymakers can stay the night.
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ZAGGERATE – To suggest something is better or bigger than is true. “Craig, I must’ve told ya a fazzund times already.” “Don’t zaggerate, mum.”
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Das Machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren musten keepen das cotten-pickenen hands in das pockets – relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.

The above was apparently based on the following, original version, from the early 1960s:

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Alles touristen und non-technischen looken peepers! Das machinkontrol is nicht for gefengerpoken und mittengrabben. Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenverk, blowenfus, undpoppencorken mit spitzensparken. Der machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur geverken by das dumpkopfen. Das rubber necken sightseenen keepen das cotton-picken hands in das pockets. So relaxen, und vatchen das blinkenlights.

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And here’s the phony English version the Germans use:

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This room is fullfilled mit special electronische equipment. Fingergrabbing and pressing the knoeppkes from the computers is allowed for die experts only! So all the “lefthanders” stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working intelligences. Otherwise you will be outthrown and kicked anderswhere! Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.

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Of course, this warning would not be complete without the Internet version:

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Das Internet is nicht fuer gefingerclickend und giffengrabben. Ist easy droppenpacket der Routers und overloaden der Backbone mit der spammen und der me-tooen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei die Dummkopfen. Die mausklicken Sichtseeren keepen das Bandwidth-spewen Hands in die Pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das cursorblinken.

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Finally, the iPhone version:

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Das iPhone ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy scratch der Screene, zappen RAM, und droppen-smashen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das Dummkopfen. Das rubber-necken Sichtseeren keep die Hands in die Pockets — relaxen und watchen Das Blinkenlights.

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The following new definitions were added to the Oxford English Dictionary in 2018:

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GOING FOR A McSHIT – Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you’re just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you’ll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.

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AEROPLANE BLONDE – One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a ‘black box’.

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AUSSIE KISS – Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

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BEER COAT – The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am in the morning.

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BEER COMPASS – The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you’re too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you’ve come from.

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BOBFOC – Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

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BREAKING THE SEAL – Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

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GREYHOUND – A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

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JOHNNY-NO-STARS – A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The ‘no-stars’ comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.

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MILLENNIUM DOMES – The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there’s actually nought in there worth seeing.

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MONKEY BATH – A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: “Oo!Oo! Ho! Aa! Aa! Aa!”.

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MYSTERY BUS – The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you’re in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

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MYSTERY TAXI – The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

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SALAD DODGER – An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

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SWAMP-DONKEY – A deeply unattractive woman

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New words for 2017 Work-place vocabulary:

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TESTICULATING – Waving your arms around and talking b*llocks.

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BLAMESTORMING – Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

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SEAGULL MANAGER – A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

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ASSMOSIS – The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

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SALMON DAY – The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

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CUBE FARM – An office filled with cubicles.

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PRAIRIE DOGGING – When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people’s heads pop up over the walls to see that’s going on. (This also applies to applause from a promotion because there may be cake.)

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MOUSE POTATO – The on-line, wired generation’s answer to the couch potato.

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SITCOMs – Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a “home business”.

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STRESS PUPPY – A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

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PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE – The fine art of whacking the cr*p out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

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ADMINISPHERE – The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the “adminisphere” are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded “administrivia” needless paperwork and processes.

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404 – Someone who’s clueless. From the World Wide Web error message “404 Not Found,” meaning that the requested document could not be located.

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OHNOSECOND – That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you’ve just made a BIG mistake (e. g. you’ve hit ‘reply all’)

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to a “Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

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The Scots raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line in the British army for the last 300 years.

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The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide”. The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France ‘s white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country’s military capability.

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It’s not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout loudly and excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”

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The Germans also increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose”.

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Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .

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The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

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Americans meanwhile and as usual are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of their allies, just in case.

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And in the southern hemisphere…

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New Zealand has also raised its security levels – from “baaa” to “BAAAA!” Due to continuing defence cutbacks (the air force being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister’s bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is “Shit, I hope Australia will come and rescue us”.

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Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be right, mate”. Three more escalation levels remain: “Crikey!’, “I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend” and “The barbie is canceled”. So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.

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Eye have a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

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Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write.
It shows me strait a weigh.

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As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
and eye can put the error rite.
Its rare lea ever wrong.

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Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

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Sauce unknown

Let’s face it–English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple…

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English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.

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We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

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And why is it that writers write, but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce, and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose?

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If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

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In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital? Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?

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How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

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When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm clock goes off by going on.

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When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it?

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Now I know why I flunked my English. it’s not my fault but the silly language doesn’t quite know whether it’s coming or going.

Here are some signs and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world.

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In a Tokyo Hotel:

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Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis.

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In a Bucharest hotel lobby:

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The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

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In a Leipzig elevator:

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Do not enter lift backwards, and only when lit up.

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In a Belgrade hotel elevator:

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To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

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In a Paris hotel elevator:

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Please leave your values at the front desk.

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In a hotel in Athens:

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Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

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In a Yugoslavian hotel:

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The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

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In a Japanese hotel:

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You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

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In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from Russian Orthodox monastery:

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You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

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In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:

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Not to perambulate the corridors during the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

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On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:

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Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

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On the menu of a Polish hotel:

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Salad a firm’s own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people’s fashion.

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Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:

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Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

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In a Bangkok dry cleaners:

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Drop your trousers here for best results.

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Outside a Paris dress shop:

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Dresses for street walking.

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In a Rhodes tailor shop:

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Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

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From the Soviet Weekly:

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There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 150,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.

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A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest:

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It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.

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In a Zurich hotel:

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Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

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In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:

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Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

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In a Rome laundry:

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Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

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In a Czech tourist agency:

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Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.

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Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:

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Would you like to ride on your own ass?

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In a Swiss mountain inn:

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Special today — no ice cream.

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In a Bangkok temple:

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It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

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In a Tokyo bar:

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Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

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In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:

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We take your bags and send them in all directions.

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On the door of a Moscow hotel room:

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If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

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In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:

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Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

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In a Budapest zoo:

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Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

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In the office of a Roman doctor:

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Specialist in women and other diseases.

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In an Acapulco hotel:

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The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

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In a Tokyo shop:

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Our nylons cost more than common, but you’ll find they are best in the long run.

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From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:

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Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

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From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:

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When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

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Two signs from a Mojorcan shop entrance:

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English well speaking
Here speeching American.

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That is correct! 👍","image":"add180f7-dbef-4a1f-9934-c3735a081972.JPG","slug":"yep-that-is-correct-%f0%9f%91%8d","date":"2024-05-21","image_width":744,"image_height":529,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 98, "slug": "language", "text": "Language", "created_at": "2024-04-05T15:36:02.864038+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":8505,"author":"86aa90b0-ea3d-4b17-8ff0-835ec1a7b079","created_at":"2024-06-22T12:06:24.740342+00:00","updated_at":null,"text":"Brings back fun memories! 😀","image":"98dc1e94-c4b6-4ebf-81ed-24cf0d622a2f.jpg","slug":"brings-back-fun-memories-%f0%9f%98%80","date":"2024-05-19","image_width":660,"image_height":803,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 98, "slug": "language", "text": "Language", "created_at": "2024-04-05T15:36:02.864038+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":8495,"author":"86aa90b0-ea3d-4b17-8ff0-835ec1a7b079","created_at":"2024-06-22T11:46:45.638933+00:00","updated_at":null,"text":"Today's Language Lesson! 😀","image":"7f51237e-2025-4f49-ac5e-365a6a7bf799.JPG","slug":"todays-language-lesson-%f0%9f%98%80-2ef13","date":"2024-05-10","image_width":540,"image_height":532,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 98, "slug": "language", "text": "Language", "created_at": "2024-04-05T15:36:02.864038+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":8485,"author":"86aa90b0-ea3d-4b17-8ff0-835ec1a7b079","created_at":"2024-06-22T11:27:12.424033+00:00","updated_at":null,"text":"New words! 😀","image":"6ca7c9b5-8aa1-4a41-8730-9db777d78b09.JPG","slug":"new-words-%f0%9f%98%80","date":"2024-05-03","image_width":717,"image_height":717,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 62, "slug": "kids", "text": "Kids", "created_at": "2024-03-26T14:44:02.268726+00:00", "updated_at": null}}, {"tag": {"id": 98, "slug": "language", "text": "Language", "created_at": "2024-04-05T15:36:02.864038+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":8479,"author":"86aa90b0-ea3d-4b17-8ff0-835ec1a7b079","created_at":"2024-06-22T11:17:32.140932+00:00","updated_at":null,"text":"Groan! 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😃","image":"56849f3f-426d-427e-90bd-b7e0e343a738.jpg","slug":"sehr-lustig-%f0%9f%98%83","date":"2024-02-28","image_width":null,"image_height":null,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 98, "slug": "language", "text": "Language", "created_at": "2024-04-05T15:36:02.864038+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":4351,"author":"5f9dbaae-a0a5-4532-90ea-4989e136ab64","created_at":"2024-04-22T17:48:24.868915+00:00","updated_at":"2024-06-22T09:00:39.798+00:00","text":"So THAT'S what it means! 🙂","image":"e56015d1-4278-4662-b6b8-2320920c23db.jpg","slug":"so-thats-what-it-means-%f0%9f%99%82","date":"2024-02-09","image_width":null,"image_height":null,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 98, "slug": "language", "text": "Language", "created_at": "2024-04-05T15:36:02.864038+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":8364,"author":"86aa90b0-ea3d-4b17-8ff0-835ec1a7b079","created_at":"2023-10-27T15:32:25+00:00","updated_at":null,"text":"Glad it's translated! 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