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You’ve been in corporate life too long when ….

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You ask the waiter what the restaurant’s core competencies are.
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You decide to re-org your family into a “team-based organization.”
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You refer to dating as test marketing.
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You can spell “paradigm.”
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You actually know what a paradigm is.
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You understand your airline’s fare structure.
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You write executive summaries on your love letters.
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Your Valentine’s Day cards have bullet points.
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You think that it’s actually efficient to write a ten page presentation with six other people you don’t know.
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You celebrate your wedding anniversary by conducting a performance review.
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You believe you never have any problems in your life, just “issues” and “improvement opportunities.”
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You calculate your own personal cost of capital.
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You explain to your bank manager that you prefer to think of yourself as “highly leveraged” as opposed to “in debt.”
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You end every argument by saying “let’s talk about this off-line”.
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You can explain to somebody the difference between “re-engineering”, “down- sizing”, “right-sizing”, and “firing people’s asses.”
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You actually believe your explanation in number 15.
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You talk to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late.
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You refer to your previous life as “my sunk cost.”
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You refer to your significant other as “my co-CEO.”
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You like both types of sandwiches: ham and turkey.
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You start to feel sorry for Dilbert’s boss.
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You believe the best tables and graphs take an hour to comprehend.
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You account for your tuition as a capital expenditure instead of an expense.
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You insist that you do some more market research before you and your spouse produce another child.
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At your last family reunion, you wanted to have an emergency meeting about their brand equity.
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Your “deliverable” for Sunday evening is clean laundry and paid bills.
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You use the term “value-added” without falling down laughing.
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You ask the car salesman if the car comes with a whiteboard and Internet connection.
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You give constructive feedback to your dog.
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Questions about love, marriage and sex were posed to kids ages 5 to 10. Their answers below are enlightening:

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WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED??

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“Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don’t have to work any more, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.” (Judy, 8)

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“Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wife!” (Tom, 5)

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WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE??

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“On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.” (Mike, 10)

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WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE??

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“You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, ’cause she’ll want to have videos of the wedding.” (Jim, 10)

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“Never kiss in front of other people. It’s a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.” (Kally, 9)

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THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED??

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“It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them!” (Lynette, 9)

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“It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I’m just a kid. I don’t need that kind of trouble.” (Kenny, 7)

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CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE

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“No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.” (Jan, 9)

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“I think you’re supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn’t supposed to be so painful.” (Harlen, 8)

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ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE

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“Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.” (Roger, 9)

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“If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.” (Leo, 7)

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ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE

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“If you want to be loved by somebody who isn’t already in your family, it doesn’t hurt to be beautiful.” (Jeanne, 8)

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“It isn’t always just how you look. Look at me. I’m handsome like anything and I haven’t got anybody to marry me yet.” (Gary, 7)

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“Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time.” (Christine, 9)

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CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS

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“They want to make sure their rings don’t fall off because they paid good money for them.” (Dave, 8)

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CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE

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“I’m in favor of love as long as it doesn’t happen when ‘The Simpsons’ is on television.” (Anita, 6)

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“Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.” (Bobby, 8)

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“I’m not rushing into being in love. I’m finding fourth grade hard enough.” (Regina, 10)

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THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER

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“One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.” (Ava, 8)

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SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU

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“Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.” (Del, 6)

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“Don’t do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain’t the same thing as love.” (Alonzo, 9)

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“One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it’s some- thing she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me.” (Bart, 9)

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HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE?

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“Just see if the man picks up the check. That’s how you can tell if he’s in love.” (John, 9)

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“Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food.” (Brad, 8)

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“It’s love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it’s just like how their hearts are…on fire.” (Christine, 9)

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WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY “I LOVE YOU“

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“The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day.” (Michelle, 9)

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HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS

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“You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you.” (Doug, 7)

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“It might help to watch soap operas all day.” (Carin, 9)

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WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE

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“It’s never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you…That’s why I stopped doing it.” (Jean, 10)

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HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE

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“Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.” (Tom, 7)

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“Don’t forget your wife’s name…That will mess up the love.” (Roger, 8)

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“Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash.” (Randy, 8)

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Coca-Cola was originally green.

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury

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Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2) poodle; 3) golden retriever

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Dumbest: afghan

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Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.

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Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.

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Chances that an American lives within 50 mi of where he/she grew up: 1 in 2

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Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served first class: $40,000

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City with the most Rolls Royces per capita: Hong Kong

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State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

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Chances of a white Christmas in New York: 1 in 4

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Portion of US annual rainfall that falls in April: 1/12

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Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28

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Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38

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Estimated percentage of American adults who go on a diet each year: 44

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Barbie’s measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33

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Percentage of Americans who say that God has spoken to them: 36

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City with the highest per capita viewership of TV evangelists: Wash., DC.

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Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80

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Percentage of American women who say they would marry the same man: 50

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Percentage of men who say they are happier after their divorce or separation: 58

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Percentage of women who say they are happier: 85

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Number of different familial relationships for which Hallmark makes cards:105

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Cost of raising a medium-sized dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

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Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000.

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Percentage of Americans who have visited Disneyland or Disney World: 70

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Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

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Portion of ice cream sold that is vanilla: 1/3

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Portion of potatoes sold that are French-fried: 1/3

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Percentage of Americans that eat at McDonalds each day:

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Percentage of bird species that are monogamous: 90

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Portion of Harvard students who graduate with honors: 4/5

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Chances that a burglary in the US will be solved: 1 in 7

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Portion of land in the US owned by the government: 1/3

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Only President to remain a bachelor: James Buchanan

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Only first lady to carry a loaded revolver: Eleanor Roosevelt

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Only president to win a Pulitzer: John F. Kennedy, for “Profiles in Courage”

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Only president awarded a patent: Abe Lincoln, for a system of buoying vessels over shoals

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Only food that does not spoil: honey

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Only person to win $64,000 Challenge and $64,000 Question: Dr. Joyce Brothers (subject is boxing)

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Only bird that can fly backwards: Hummingbird

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Only continent without reptiles or snakes: Antarctica

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Only animal besides human that can get sunburn: Pig

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Ostriches stick their heads in the sand to look for water.

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An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.

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In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees.

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Polar bears are left-handed.

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

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Eskimos never gamble.

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The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

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The youngest pope was 11 years old.

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Mark Twain didn’t graduate from elementary school.

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Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses.

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Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving dinner.

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Your nose and ears never stop growing.

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Jupiter is bigger than all the other planets combined.

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Hot water is heavier than cold.

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The parachute was invented by da Vinci in 1515.

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They have square watermelons in Japan…they stack better.

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Starfish have eight eyes–one at the end of each leg.

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Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.

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First novel ever written on a typewriter was “Tom Sawyer”.

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There are more collect calls on Father’s Day than any other day of the year.

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

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Men get hiccups more often than woman.

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Armadillos can be housetrained.

According to today’s regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 70’s and early 80’s probably shouldn’t have survived, because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked.

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We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans. When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip-flops and fluorescent ‘spokey dokey’s’ on our wheels.

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As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags – riding in the passenger seat was a treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted the same.

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We ate chips, bread & butter pudding and drank fizzy juice with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.

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We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no-one actually died from this. We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went top speed down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes.

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After running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

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We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as we were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us and no one minded.

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We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No 99 channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no DVDs, no Internet chat rooms.

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We had friends – we went outside and found them.

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We played elastics and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt!

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We fell out of trees, got cut, and broke bones but there were no law-suits.

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We had full on fist fights but no prosecution followed from other parents.

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We played chap-the-door-run-away and were actually afraid of the owners catching us.

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We walked to friends’ homes.

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We also, believe it or not, WALKED to school; we didn’t rely on mummy or daddy to drive us to school, which was just round the corner.

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We made up games with sticks and tennis balls.

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We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood.

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The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of…They actually sided with the law.

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This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

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We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

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And you’re one of them. Congratulations!

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And there’s more …… The majority of students in universities today were born in 1998……..They are called youth. They have never heard of We are the World, We are the children, and the Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel. They have never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Nena Cherry or Belinda Carlisle. For them ….

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There has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam.
AIDS has existed since they were born.
CD’s have existed since they were born.
Michael Jackson has always been white.
To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can’t imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance.
They believe that Charlie’s Angels and Mission Impossible are Films from last year.
They can never imagine life before computers.
They’ll never have pretended to be the A Team, RedHand Gang or the Famous Five.
They’ll never have applied to be on Jim’ll Fix It or Why Don’t You.
They can’t believe a black and white television ever existed. And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile phone.

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Now let’s check if we’re getting old…

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You understand what was written above and you smile.
You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.
You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.
When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.
You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.
You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good Old days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced together.

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Looks like its official – we’re old!

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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How do I set my laser printer on stun?

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How is it possible to have a civil war?

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

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If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

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If you’re born again, do you have two belly buttons?

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If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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Is a castrated pig disgruntled?

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Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “asteroids”?

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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

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If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

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Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

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If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn’t everyone just move 10 miles away?

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Atheism is a nonprophet organization.

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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

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If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

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And whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have an “S” in it?

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After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

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How can there be self-help “groups”?

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If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

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If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his *hands* with soap?

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If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can’t find himself?

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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

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Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?

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Is there another word for synonym?

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Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

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Just “before” someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

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When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

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When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

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When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

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Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?

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Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

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Why do they report power outages on TV?

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Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren’t afraid to have a Chapter 11?

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If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?

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If you lick the air, does it get wet?

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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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How do I set my laser printer on stun?
\r\n
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How is it possible to have a civil war?
\r\n
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
\r\n
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If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
\r\n
\r\n
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
\r\n
\r\n
If you’re born again, do you have two belly buttons?
\r\n
\r\n
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
\r\n
\r\n
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
\r\n
\r\n
Is a castrated pig disgruntled?
\r\n
\r\n
Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “asteroids”?
\r\n
\r\n
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
\r\n
\r\n
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
\r\n
\r\n
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
\r\n
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If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn’t everyone just move 10 miles away?
\r\n
\r\n
Atheism is a nonprophet organization.
\r\n
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
\r\n
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If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
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And whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have an “S” in it?
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
The universe is a figment of its own imagination.
There's no future in time travel.
Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
A day without sunshine is like night.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Death is hereditary.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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