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No, YOU assume the position.

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I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!

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If I bend over, will I still get a ticket?

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No, offi, offic, lucifer . . . I’m not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.

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No, I don’t know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110mph.

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Back off, Barney, I’ve got a piece.

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But officer, I’ve got 2 different drivers licenses from 2 different states! Pick 1

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I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men!

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On the way to the station let’s get a six pack, oh don’t forget the cig’s

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You’ll never get those cuffs on me. . . You Homo!

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Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

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Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?

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How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

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So thats what those yellow flashing lights in the school zone means

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What do you use those rubber gloves for, anyway?

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(But true) 😃","image":"b2366ea1-a04b-4bb9-a4b3-3ee1925bc456.jpg","slug":"cheeky-but-true-%f0%9f%98%83","date":"2024-02-29","image_width":null,"image_height":null,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 48, "slug": "cars", "text": "Cars", "created_at": "2024-03-11T16:51:04.198288+00:00", "updated_at": "2024-07-25T14:06:19.35+00:00"}}, {"tag": {"id": 56, "slug": "police", "text": "Police", "created_at": "2024-03-21T19:05:30.641099+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":4358,"author":"5f9dbaae-a0a5-4532-90ea-4989e136ab64","created_at":"2024-04-22T17:54:47.301239+00:00","updated_at":"2024-06-22T09:09:40.169+00:00","text":"Off to catch me a Cop! 😀","image":"fc6c94f8-f845-4267-a672-efd613eb4d7c.JPG","slug":"off-to-catch-me-a-cop-%f0%9f%98%80","date":"2024-02-13","image_width":null,"image_height":null,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 56, "slug": "police", "text": "Police", "created_at": "2024-03-21T19:05:30.641099+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":4328,"author":"5f9dbaae-a0a5-4532-90ea-4989e136ab64","created_at":"2024-04-22T17:00:04.459593+00:00","updated_at":"2024-06-22T08:30:49.148+00:00","text":"Police budget cuts starting to show! 😀","image":"84282c2b-4de6-4642-97f6-7937a7cae6ea.jpg","slug":"police-budget-cuts-starting-to-show-%f0%9f%98%80","date":"2024-01-18","image_width":null,"image_height":null,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 56, "slug": "police", "text": "Police", "created_at": "2024-03-21T19:05:30.641099+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":8176,"author":"86aa90b0-ea3d-4b17-8ff0-835ec1a7b079","created_at":"2023-04-21T12:27:50+00:00","updated_at":null,"text":"You have been warned! 😀","image":"3983-police.jpg","slug":"you-have-been-warned-%f0%9f%98%80-6","date":"2023-04-21","image_width":494,"image_height":614,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 56, "slug": "police", "text": "Police", "created_at": "2024-03-21T19:05:30.641099+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":8016,"author":"86aa90b0-ea3d-4b17-8ff0-835ec1a7b079","created_at":"2022-11-30T18:56:20+00:00","updated_at":null,"text":"We've all done it huh? 😀","image":"3815-genius-police.jpg","slug":"weve-all-done-it-huh-%f0%9f%98%80","date":"2022-11-30","image_width":487,"image_height":607,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 46, "slug": "genius", "text": "Genius", "created_at": "2024-02-23T14:59:02.512958+00:00", "updated_at": null}}, {"tag": {"id": 56, "slug": "police", "text": "Police", "created_at": "2024-03-21T19:05:30.641099+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":7931,"author":"86aa90b0-ea3d-4b17-8ff0-835ec1a7b079","created_at":"2022-10-03T17:09:18+00:00","updated_at":null,"text":"I wouldn't stand there mate! 😀","image":"3735-police-illusions.jpg","slug":"i-wouldnt-stand-there-mate-%f0%9f%98%80-2","date":"2022-10-03","image_width":415,"image_height":602,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 52, "slug": "illusions", "text": "Illusions", "created_at": "2024-03-16T12:11:22.037497+00:00", "updated_at": null}}, {"tag": {"id": 56, "slug": "police", "text": "Police", "created_at": "2024-03-21T19:05:30.641099+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":7840,"author":"86aa90b0-ea3d-4b17-8ff0-835ec1a7b079","created_at":"2022-06-18T08:45:38+00:00","updated_at":null,"text":"Very clever! 😀","image":"3626-clever-groan.jpg","slug":"very-clever-%f0%9f%98%80-3","date":"2022-06-18","image_width":803,"image_height":540,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 47, "slug": "clever", "text": "Clever", "created_at": "2024-03-06T14:50:57.770526+00:00", "updated_at": null}}, {"tag": {"id": 56, "slug": "police", "text": "Police", "created_at": "2024-03-21T19:05:30.641099+00:00", "updated_at": null}}, {"tag": {"id": 70, "slug": "groans", "text": "Groans", "created_at": "2024-04-01T12:09:16.591459+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":7670,"author":"86aa90b0-ea3d-4b17-8ff0-835ec1a7b079","created_at":"2022-02-11T17:20:32+00:00","updated_at":null,"text":"Blimey things change quick! 🙂","image":"3454-news-politics.jpg","slug":"blimey-things-change-quick-%f0%9f%99%82","date":"2022-02-11","image_width":841,"image_height":475,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 56, "slug": "police", "text": "Police", "created_at": "2024-03-21T19:05:30.641099+00:00", "updated_at": null}}, {"tag": {"id": 109, "slug": "news", "text": "News", "created_at": "2024-04-05T15:37:36.356665+00:00", "updated_at": null}}, {"tag": {"id": 118, "slug": "politics", "text": "Politics", "created_at": "2024-04-05T15:40:40.846727+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":7243,"author":"86aa90b0-ea3d-4b17-8ff0-835ec1a7b079","created_at":"2021-06-25T18:15:33+00:00","updated_at":null,"text":"Warwickshire Police - smart bunch eh? 😀","image":"2996-signs.jpg","slug":"warwickshire-police-smart-bunch-eh-%f0%9f%98%80","date":"2021-06-25","image_width":479,"image_height":550,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 25, "slug": "signs", "text": "Signs", "created_at": "2024-01-26T09:46:21.905346+00:00", "updated_at": null}}, {"tag": {"id": 56, "slug": "police", "text": "Police", "created_at": "2024-03-21T19:05:30.641099+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":7152,"author":"86aa90b0-ea3d-4b17-8ff0-835ec1a7b079","created_at":"2021-05-01T17:03:39+00:00","updated_at":null,"text":"Kind of asked for that huh? 😀","image":"2888S-wrong-police.jpg","slug":"kind-of-asked-for-that-huh-%f0%9f%98%80","date":"2021-05-01","image_width":898,"image_height":732,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 26, "slug": "wrong", "text": "Wrong", "created_at": "2024-01-26T09:46:36.380901+00:00", "updated_at": null}}, {"tag": {"id": 56, "slug": "police", "text": "Police", "created_at": "2024-03-21T19:05:30.641099+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":6467,"author":"86aa90b0-ea3d-4b17-8ff0-835ec1a7b079","created_at":"2020-09-28T11:14:57+00:00","updated_at":null,"text":"Just follow the instructions for your own safety! 😆","image":"2178-genius.jpg","slug":"test-3","date":"2020-09-28","image_width":650,"image_height":625,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 56, "slug": "police", "text": "Police", "created_at": "2024-03-21T19:05:30.641099+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":6191,"author":"86aa90b0-ea3d-4b17-8ff0-835ec1a7b079","created_at":"2020-05-27T12:06:59+00:00","updated_at":null,"text":"Meanwhile in UK politics!😀","image":"1896-politics.jpg","slug":"meanwhile-in-uk-politics%f0%9f%98%80","date":"2020-05-27","image_width":628,"image_height":367,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 56, "slug": "police", "text": "Police", "created_at": "2024-03-21T19:05:30.641099+00:00", "updated_at": null}}, {"tag": {"id": 118, "slug": "politics", "text": "Politics", "created_at": "2024-04-05T15:40:40.846727+00:00", "updated_at": null}}, {"tag": {"id": 418, "slug": "coronavirus", "text": "Coronavirus", "created_at": "2024-04-21T19:25:15.372827+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":5308,"author":"86aa90b0-ea3d-4b17-8ff0-835ec1a7b079","created_at":"2018-12-03T22:02:25+00:00","updated_at":null,"text":"Meanwhile on the M25! 😀","image":"158-transport-1.jpg","slug":"meanwhile-on-the-m25-%f0%9f%98%80","date":"2018-12-03","image_width":896,"image_height":592,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 56, "slug": "police", "text": "Police", "created_at": "2024-03-21T19:05:30.641099+00:00", "updated_at": null}}, {"tag": {"id": 123, "slug": "roads", "text": "Roads", "created_at": "2024-04-05T15:41:17.684785+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":5147,"author":"86aa90b0-ea3d-4b17-8ff0-835ec1a7b079","created_at":"2018-11-26T18:49:53+00:00","updated_at":null,"text":"Good story for the grand kids!","image":"340-animals.jpg","slug":"good-story-for-the-grand-kids","date":"2018-11-26","image_width":1412,"image_height":1112,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 26, "slug": "wrong", "text": "Wrong", "created_at": "2024-01-26T09:46:36.380901+00:00", "updated_at": null}}, {"tag": {"id": 56, "slug": "police", "text": "Police", "created_at": "2024-03-21T19:05:30.641099+00:00", "updated_at": null}}, {"tag": {"id": 65, "slug": "animals", "text": "Animals", "created_at": "2024-03-28T14:08:54.064872+00:00", "updated_at": null}}, {"tag": {"id": 112, "slug": "oops", "text": "Oops", "created_at": "2024-04-05T15:38:35.279285+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":5156,"author":"86aa90b0-ea3d-4b17-8ff0-835ec1a7b079","created_at":"2018-11-26T20:22:39+00:00","updated_at":null,"text":"Sod the Police!!","image":"324-transport.jpg","slug":"sod-the-police","date":"2018-11-26","image_width":1200,"image_height":908,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 56, "slug": "police", "text": "Police", "created_at": "2024-03-21T19:05:30.641099+00:00", "updated_at": null}}, {"tag": {"id": 135, "slug": "vehicles", "text": "Vehicles", "created_at": "2024-04-05T15:42:33.902213+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":5004,"author":"86aa90b0-ea3d-4b17-8ff0-835ec1a7b079","created_at":"2018-11-14T15:28:11+00:00","updated_at":null,"text":"Meanwhile in Africa!","image":"495-countries.jpg","slug":"meanwhile-in-africa","date":"2018-11-14","image_width":650,"image_height":479,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 56, "slug": "police", "text": "Police", "created_at": "2024-03-21T19:05:30.641099+00:00", "updated_at": null}}, {"tag": {"id": 81, "slug": "countries", "text": "Countries", "created_at": "2024-04-05T15:30:39.896881+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":4928,"author":"86aa90b0-ea3d-4b17-8ff0-835ec1a7b079","created_at":"2018-11-07T21:04:05+00:00","updated_at":null,"text":"Going to try this next time I'm stopped 😀","image":"604-childish.jpg","slug":"going-to-try-this-next-time-im-stopped-%f0%9f%98%80","date":"2018-11-07","image_width":720,"image_height":715,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 56, "slug": "police", "text": "Police", "created_at": "2024-03-21T19:05:30.641099+00:00", "updated_at": null}}, {"tag": {"id": 376, "slug": "childish", "text": "Childish", "created_at": "2024-04-21T19:25:15.372827+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":4841,"author":"86aa90b0-ea3d-4b17-8ff0-835ec1a7b079","created_at":"2018-11-06T21:40:36+00:00","updated_at":null,"text":"Meanwhile in Asia!","image":"739-countries.jpg","slug":"meanwhile-in-asia","date":"2018-11-06","image_width":717,"image_height":455,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 56, "slug": "police", "text": "Police", "created_at": "2024-03-21T19:05:30.641099+00:00", "updated_at": null}}, {"tag": {"id": 65, "slug": "animals", "text": "Animals", "created_at": "2024-03-28T14:08:54.064872+00:00", "updated_at": null}}, {"tag": {"id": 81, "slug": "countries", "text": "Countries", "created_at": "2024-04-05T15:30:39.896881+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}, {"id":4756,"author":"86aa90b0-ea3d-4b17-8ff0-835ec1a7b079","created_at":"2018-11-05T14:22:58+00:00","updated_at":null,"text":"What a deal!","image":"882-police.jpg","slug":"what-a-deal","date":"2018-11-05","image_width":579,"image_height":475,"meta_title":null,"meta_description":null,"body":null,"tags":[{"tag": {"id": 23, "slug": "uncanny", "text": "Uncanny", "created_at": "2024-01-26T09:45:39.166797+00:00", "updated_at": null}}, {"tag": {"id": 56, "slug": "police", "text": "Police", "created_at": "2024-03-21T19:05:30.641099+00:00", "updated_at": null}}]}]