No, YOU assume the position.

I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!

If I bend over, will I still get a ticket?

No, offi, offic, lucifer . . . I’m not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.

No, I don’t know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110mph.

Back off, Barney, I’ve got a piece.

But officer, I’ve got 2 different drivers licenses from 2 different states! Pick 1

I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men!

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